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マ Once Dean Winchester was a simple boy, just like millions of others on our planet. But on the night of November 2, 1983, when his mother, Mary Winchester, died, the world changed forever for him. Four-year-old Dean carried his younger brother out of the burning house and since then considered himself responsible for his fate, protecting and protecting Sam by any means, even at the cost of his own life. マ Everyone in childhood dreamed of becoming doctors, astronauts or film actors. Dean also dreamed, he wanted to be a firefighter. But fate in the person of his own father, John Winchester, decreed otherwise. Dean became a rescuer, but he saved people not from flames, not from highway robbers or infectious diseases, but from the terrible creatures living in the dark from the worst nightmares. マ The only problem in choosing such a necessary and important profession was the complete lack of wages and health insurance. Instead of gratitude, bonuses for holidays and vacations by the sea, the hunter of evil spirits received a bunch of problems - increased injuries, the constant risk of parting with a sinful soul, trouble with the police, the FBI and other government services. Therefore, Dean Winchester had to earn his living by virtuoso billiards, cards and credit card fraud. マ Whatever Dean did, he was a virtuoso of his craft, he was equally good at playing poker, seducing girls, comforting the unfortunate, shooting, fighting, exorcising demons, and sending ghosts to the place of registration, i.e. into another world. マ Hunters for evil spirits are nomadic people, and another "reverse side of the coin" of this profession was the impossibility of permanent relationships with individuals of the opposite sex, not to mention creating a family. So Dean had to be content with the waitresses at the roadside diners, the pretty receptionists at the motels, the nurses, and the other ladies in the service industry. マ Only once Dean risked falling in love for real and open his soul, and the secrets of the family business to his girlfriend - Cassie Robinson, but for some reason she did not throw herself on the neck of the brave savior of humanity, a brave hunter for evil spirits. Cassie decided that her boyfriend was a dangerous mental patient, and hastened to part with him until she was convinced by her own bitter experience of the existence of the supernatural. But, alas, it was not possible to restore relations.

Music, serials, films, cars

マ AC/DC マ Led Zeppelin マ Bon Jovi マ Metallica

マ Dean: "Why's it always gotta be me that makes the call? Not that Cas lives in my ass, that dude's busy."
マ Castiel: appears behind Dean*
マ Dean: "Cas, get out of my ass!"
マ Castiel: "I was never in your...?"
マ "You hold him down while we knife him, and then we'll all go out for icecream and strippers."
(pulls down pants & raises arms)
マ "PUDDINNGGG!....... crazy works."
マ "Well that's great, because without your power, you're basically just a baby in a trench coat."
マ "Life as an angel condom. That´s real fun."
マ "Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?"
マ "What kind of douchebag names a character after himself?"
マ Victor: "I-I I shot the sheriff!"
マ Dean: "But you didn't shoot the deputy!"
マ "You married fake Ruby?"
マ "Look at these male model sons of bitches. マ Nice 'Blue Steel', Sam."
マ "Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?"
マ "I'm not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. I'm a painted whore."
マ "So, what? We've got a bunch of killer dolls? Like Chucky?"
マ "My Spidey senses are tingling."
マ "I'm going to go hit the poop deck."
マ "What was I suppose to do? Let T-1000 walk around and hope that he doesn't open fire?"
マ Sam: "What kind of thing likes virgins and gold?"
Dean: "P. Diddy?"
マ "Shawshank's a great flick, but let's skip the shower scene."
マ "Karma's a bitch, bitch."
マ Christian: "Who you calling?"
マ Dean: "Your wife. Let her know I'm not gonna make it over tonight."
マ "Let me get dressed, Robo-Cop."
マ [to Samuel] "So what's so important that you're the King of Hell's cabana boy? What did he offer you: girls, money, hair?"
マ "Gramps threw a barbeque and left us off the e-vite list?"
マ "You go with Efron. I've got Bieber."
マ Dean: "Are you wearing glitter?"
マ Kid: "I only do it to get laid, man."
マ Dean: "...Does it work?"
マ "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here."
マ "What, did you loose the ability to send a text message?"
マ "We can either take on the Devil together, or you lame-ass bitches can eat me. Literally."
マ "What are you, the Hamburglar?"
マ "Why does Heaven care if Harry meets Sally?"
マ "Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awesome."
マ "A bloody, violent monster... and you wanna be Facebook friends with him? Nice, Sammy."
マ "Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night. You know who does that? No-talent douchebags. I hate this game. I hate that we're in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why. Because I hate procedural cop shows. There's like 300 of them on television, they're all the freakin' same."
マ Castiel: "Archangel. The one who killed me."
マ Dean: "Excuse me?"
マ Castiel: "His name is Raphael."
マ Dean: "You were wasted by Teenage Mutant Ninjangel?"
マ "Eat it, Twilight!"
マ "Well, how bout this, the suite life of Zach and Cas?"
マ "I'm sitting in a laundry-mat, reading about myself... sittin