Персональный профиль Alex Moskovkin ВКонтакте

Will And Grace, Spin City, The Big Bang Theory, Burn Notice, Monk, The IT Crowd, Frasier, American Dad, Friends, Criminal Minds, Ugly Betty, Get Smart, Family Guy, South Park, Damages, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Mama's Family, Прожекторперисхилтон, Running Wilde, Haven, Shit My Dad Says, Mike and Molly, Mock The Week, State Of Georgia, SNL, Real Time With Bill Maher, Mob Wives, Craig Ferguson, QI, Broke Girls, Brickleberry, Emily Owens, The Burn with Jeff Ross

Queen

"Loving you is a masochistic exercise in heartbreak on a daily basis." (Pax)

"You never learn to ignore stupidity, you just learn to sigh quieter in its presence."

Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.

Why do people who wish I was dead teach me how to live? (Alex M.)

I was happy once, but I’m better now.

Bокруг одни сучки, выдающие себя за кобелей.

Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.

All you need in life is a cute guy to promise not to break your heart and a best friend to kick his ass if he does.

Тупые люди, как тупые ножи: вроде и вреда причинить не могут, но сука бесят!

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

В раю хорошу, а в аду знакомых больше...

You all seem like really nice people, but I'm sure you're not.

I wonder if I'll look less feminine, if I cut my nipples off.

Любовь зла - полюбил козёл козла.

Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."

I tried being normal once; I didn’t like it.

"In times of depression and dejection an unsolicited hug from a loved one could spare me hours of soul-wrenching pensiveness. Why does everything has to be told and asked for? So sad." (Alex M.)

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.

"Is there any religion that offers a personal selection of relatives in your next life as a reward for relatively moral/OK conduct on Earth? Fuck heavenly glory and chubby angels, I need THAT PARTICULAR DEAL!" Alex.